I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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