love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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