Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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