you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
They are going to name an STD after you.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
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