i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
smell my finger.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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