Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Is it because I queefed?
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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