Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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