ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
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