i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
