You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
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