yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
only you would photoshop your dick
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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