i don't plan on having that self control this summer
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Randomize
