Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
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