I need help removing her.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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