Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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