I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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