i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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