So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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