looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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