I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
Randomize