I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
What a dumb baby whore.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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