I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
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