Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
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