love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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