i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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