we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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