1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
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