We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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