how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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