: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
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