so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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