Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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