The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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