The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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