fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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