You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
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