I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Randomize
