plz talk dirty to me
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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