Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
Randomize
