Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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