They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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