If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
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