Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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