Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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