I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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