either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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