awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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