Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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