i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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