What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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