First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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