iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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